Fat Pet Names

Is your cat a little chonky? Does your pup need to lose a few? Don’t fight it! Give them a name that celebrates their girth! Here are some fat pet names for your consideration:

BABY HUEY

BEAR

BEAST

BEEFCAKE

BIG BOI

BIG MAC

BIGGIE SMALLS

BLOAT

BON-BON

BUBBA

BUDDHA

BUDWEISER

BURRITO

BUTCHER BOY

BUTTERBALL

BUTTERMILK

CAPONE

CARTMAN

CHEESEBURGER

CHUBALUB

CHUBBLES

CHUBZ

CHUMLEY

CHUNK

CHUNK NORRIS

CHUNKALUNK

CHUNKY

COOKIE MONSTER

DONUT

DOOGIE

DOUGHBOY

DULCE

EGGO

FAT ALBERT

FATTY ARBUCKLE

FLUFF

FOODAR

FRIDGE

GNOCCHI

HEFFALUMP

HERSHEY

HITCHCOCK

HOSS

HOT DOG

HULK

HURLEY

JABBA

JABBA THE HUTT

JELLY ROLL

JUICY

JUMBO

LINEBACKER

LOLLYPOP

LUCCIO

MARSHMALLOW

MARSHMALLOW FLUFF

MATZO BALL

MEATLOAF

MISS PIGGY

MONSTER

NORWAY

ORCA

PANDY

PHAT DADDY

PIGGIE

PIGGY

PIGLET

PIGWIDGEON

PILLSBURY

PLANET

POE

POOF

POOFY

POOKIE

PORK CHOP

PORKCHOP

PORKY

PORKY PIG

POTLUCK

POTSY

PUDGE

PUDGY

PUGNACIOUS

PUGSLEY

REESES

RHINO

ROLY POLY

SAUSAGE

SKIPPER

SLUGGER

SLUGGO

SNACK-PACK

SNUFFLEUPAGUS

SNUFFY

SPUD

STIMPY

SULLEY

SUPERSIZE

TACO

TAFFY

TAQUITO

TELETUBBY

TUBBY

TUMMY

TURKEY

TWINKIE

TWO-BY-FOUR

TWO-TON SON

VACA

WOBBLES

Other inspiration:

Star Wars Pet Names

Lord of the Rings Pet Names

Game of Thrones Pet Names

Naming Tips for Pets